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Tyrel Toov
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2015.08.03 02:17:16 -
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Oh, for the love of....... Demons, really?
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Tyrel Toov
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
497
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Posted - 2015.08.03 04:25:20 -
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Arrendis wrote:Saede Riordan wrote:The Alexyvlva Paradox has managed to acquire the location of this tower. Shall we destroy it, or would someone else like the privilege? Do feel free. Just post the video so we can all enjoy...
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Tyrel Toov
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
497
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Posted - 2015.08.03 21:37:04 -
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I just realized, he may end up with my in-laws........ Summon away, Naups.
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Tyrel Toov
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
497
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Posted - 2015.08.03 21:54:12 -
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But can you summon an exciting demon?
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Tyrel Toov
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
497
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Posted - 2015.08.03 22:56:36 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:Actually I've heard that Bhaalgorn's presence can be a drain on the proceedings. Takes all the energy out of a party. My mother-in-law must be a Bhaalgorn.
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Tyrel Toov
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
499
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Posted - 2015.08.04 03:55:35 -
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Nauplius wrote:Tyrel Toov wrote:But can you summon an exciting demon? This would be counterproductive. So you can't...... You are the worst demon - summoner ever. A demon needs to be exciting, fire and brimstone erupting from the ground, evil monologs (not the s**t you spout, truly evil monologs), gratuitous nudity, chanting, psychological torture, and a horrific Visage. If you can't do that, you may as well sic kittens and children on us....
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Tyrel Toov
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
503
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Posted - 2015.08.04 17:50:50 -
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Nauplius wrote:Trii Seo wrote: Demons love to disobey people. Why do you think there are no demons or summoners about - most of the latter were killed by the former, who then returned to going about their daily business instead of rampaging through this plane.
My demons are firmly bound. They only thing that would unbind them is to do what others on the thread have threatened to do: destroy the Temple and the Demonologists inside. Non-Minmatar should therefore think seriously whether they want to destroy this Temple. Do you really want to unbind demons that have been bound to the destruction of a Minmatar bloodline only? Even Minmatar should think seriously whether they want to destroy this Temple. The ancient texts seem to indicate that unbound demons continue their original programming, albeit in an increasingly chaotic, extravagant manner. It is logical that a demon bound to the destruction of a single Minmatar bloodline might begin attacking all Minmatar bloodlines GÇö even Minmatar buildings and planets and spaceships. Therefore, it would be better for all concerned to allow my demons to remain under the control of the trained Demonologists who have bound them, which means you don't get to destroy the tower. Amen. Amarr Victor. This sounds like a desperate ploy to save a tower...... All the more reason to blow it up.
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Tyrel Toov
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
503
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Posted - 2015.08.04 19:58:53 -
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Sinjin Mokk wrote: I'll not throw my life and the lives of my people away for a pointless cause, when there are threats far more insistent than say, U'K or the TLF. So we need to be more insistent? I'll talk to leadership and see what we can arrange....
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Tyrel Toov
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
512
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Posted - 2015.08.06 02:34:50 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Jandice Ymladris wrote:No no no, I can't do this, I give up, I yield!
I can't report on this & keep a straight face. Writing the prologue to this already had me grasping at straws to keep it somewhat coherent. Let alone keeping it 'informative'.
I can't write about (pretend) demon summoning & an army of capsuleers being dispatched to deal with it, I just can't. It reeks more of a gallente camp movie then something that's actually happening. If I would go on, I'm pretty sure my audience would think I've gone off into the deep end since my return... Demon Summoning! By the winds! If you think it can't get more strange, someone pops up & proves you wrong!
So I field this one to the Gutter Press to publish about this, at least they got the right level of camp to deal with this.
Oh joy, and necromancy in the future, if it wasn't for all those poor slaves facing a horrible fate because of your delusions, it would be funny....
So, I wish those who want to remove this Tower success & may they rescue the victims held by this madman. If possible, I would enjoy assisting in this operation. Hey, our movies actually try for a plot! This just has a repetitive script..... It's like one of those reruns of old early morning cartoons we used to get back in Skarkon. The one where the evil True Amarr villain comes up with a plot to enslave the Minmatar race and four Minmatar teenagers, a Brutor, a Sebiestor, a Krusual and a Vherokhior will use their unique talents and come up with an ingenious way to defeat him. This is a weekly thing. Yes, it's biased. And yes, it's a very old rerun, from decades before the Elder War. I loved that show as a kid.... When I got older, I realized that none of solutions were practial. Still didn't stop me from trying to replicate the one where they strapped an 100mn afterburner to a civilian ground vehicle.
I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.
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Tyrel Toov
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
513
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Posted - 2015.08.06 13:14:59 -
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Hmmm, I wonder if I can make it to the tower bashing? I have a hound that needs exercise. We shall see.....
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Tyrel Toov
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
520
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Posted - 2015.08.06 20:57:07 -
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Aldrith Shutaq wrote:It has been concluded that no pilot or entity that has declared hostile intent to the Empire or the forces of PIE and CVA will be allowed in fleet or on field. The factors that might have allowed for this have become untenable and we strongly believe any truce would be doomed to failure.
For the safety of all parties involved, I urge everyone to keep away from the tower until the operation is complete. The important thing here is to make sure the tower goes down, and as we are the ones who began the attack, we will also finish it. If you value the lives of the slaves within the tower, I ask that no one disrupt this operation.
Thank you to all who would heed this. Meh, it sounded like janitorial work anyway.....
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Tyrel Toov
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
521
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Posted - 2015.08.06 22:13:50 -
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Nauplius wrote:I have been contacted by a representative of the SFRIM corporation indignant that her corporation's contribution to the Demon Summoning Tower's desecration was not noted in my announcement.
Let it be proclaimed, then, that SFRIM is among those slave lovers who value the welfare of a few thousand filthy Minmatar subhumans over the will of God, the Red God, the Blood God. Good for them.
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Tyrel Toov
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
521
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Posted - 2015.08.06 23:33:17 -
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It's all cool. Like I said: the Amarrians are shoveling their own s**t for once. Let them.
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Tyrel Toov
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
524
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Posted - 2015.08.07 04:09:32 -
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Ascentior wrote:Tyrel Toov wrote:It's all cool. Like I said: the Amarrians are shoveling their own s**t for once. Let them. Spoken like a beacon of U'K knowledge. Read up on your history young one. It's your history I was commenting on. I know my history, Gramps.
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Tyrel Toov
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
524
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Posted - 2015.08.07 04:31:41 -
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Soren Tyrhanos wrote:Tyrel Toov wrote:It's all cool. Like I said: the Amarrians are shoveling their own s**t for once. Let them. I think I am rather safe in saying the every one of the abominable towers this heretic has put up has almost certainly been dealt with by Amarrian task forces. What constantly vexes me is the willing acceptance to leave the saving of those purported to be 'Your People' to those you so revile. Regardless of the hate filled cyclic rhetoric we could spew at one another we're only trying to save these people for this monstrous psychopath. "Save" is a subjective term here. You'll still put them in chains until they develop Stockholm syndrome or their children have forgotten what it means to be Minmatar. As outright disgusting, vile, and delusional as Nauppie's practices are, they are actually the lesser of the two evils.
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Tyrel Toov
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
524
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Posted - 2015.08.07 04:45:49 -
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Aria Jenneth wrote:Tyrel Toov wrote:"Save" is a subjective term here. You'll still put them in chains until they develop Stockholm syndrome or their children have forgotten what it means to be Minmatar. As outright disgusting, vile, and delusional as Nauppie's practices are, they are actually the lesser of the two evils. Really? ... hm. I suppose that makes sense from a broad Matari perspective. If I were one of the people Nauplius had in hand, though, I think I might be more enthusiastic about the greater evil. Given what I saw of some of the colonies the Amarrians get their slaves from, I'd say you'd be mistaken. It's a lot of blood and screaming either way, Naups' just ends it sooner with a bit of dramatic flair.
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Tyrel Toov
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
524
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Posted - 2015.08.07 05:47:08 -
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Anyanka Funk wrote:Either way, tomorrow, the slaves will still be slaves. The Minmatar people are too weak to do anything about it per usual. The Sani Sabik, what there are of us, may not even raise a finger to help a weaker fellow believer. The Amarrians will continue to pick on the runts like Nauplius instead of doing anything about bigger threats like goons. Has anyone ever told you that you're very annoying, and have a similar effect on people as a fedo with a digestive problem?
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Tyrel Toov
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
526
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Posted - 2015.08.07 13:34:32 -
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Nauplius wrote:Tyrel Toov wrote: "Save" is a subjective term here. You'll still put them in chains until they develop Stockholm syndrome or their children have forgotten what it means to be Minmatar. As outright disgusting, vile, and delusional as Nauppie's practices are, they are actually the lesser of the two evils.
See, so-called "Amarr Loyalists"? Even the filthy Minmatar subhumans whose welfare you seem to value above all else would rather you stay away and allow my slaves to be sacrificed than perform your pathetic acts of mercy (which, I repeat, would also have the effect of unbinding the demon soldiers already brought into this plane). We would rather you die in a fire after canceling your clone, too. But we have learned to live without some of the things we want.
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